Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Brad Renfro...lost life in an ongoing lifestyle


Dr. Ernie awoke in the middle of the night to some sad news, courtesy of the electronic beeping by his bed.

The 'hyper-real' Marty Puccio, actor Brad Renfro, was dead.

Renfro became known to many when he appeared in the The Client, a 1994 Grishamizer that saw the 12-year old hold his own among Tommy Lee Jones and Susan Sarandon. But his defining work, in Dr. Ernie's humble opinion (and never more humble than now, on this very sad day), was the 2001 Larry Clark classic Bully.

Bully is better known to Dr. Ernie and his motley associates as one of the films that ruined my life. In a good way, like taking bad medicine. Bully had a deep impact on me and several others...and all during separate viewings. It's almost as if we'd each discovered an underground drug, then one day found the paraphenalia in the others' house and came clean about having indulged. For Dr. Ernie, it was a late night in the early part of this fading decade when I happened upon the film on Cinemax and simply...could...not...turn...it...off.

Bully was based on Jim Schutze's book of the same name, which reads like a fiction-style true crime account of the real case of Marty Puccio and Bobby Kent. Long story short...Bobby Kent is the titular bully who is terrorizing his 'best friend' (Puccio) and an assorted circle of Floridian misfits, druggies, ex-teen-whores, and the like. Eventually, after cementing his status as of the cinema's most appalling human beings, Kent is murdered by Puccio and the rest of his motley crew.

No doubt there are descrepencies with the real case in both the book and film (the film follows the book, down to the dialogue the author could not have been privy to very closely). However, it's Clark who brings a whole lifestyle, an entire essence to the screen like no other 60-year old director obsessed with teens could.

Because of Renfro's depiction of Marty Puccio, Dr. Ernie and friends identified a 'Puccio lifestyle' and have been tracking its horrible path across our very neighborhood, so far from the subdivided streets of the Hollywood, FL setting. In fact, the Puccio lifestyle can be found all over the USA.

Wearing no shirt on a hot, aimless day. Lounging on the couch. Chugging an MGD out of your parents' fridge with your younger (shirtless) brother looking on. Smoking weed while sweating profusely in bed with a disturbed teen girl. Getting smacked around by your 'best friend'. Brutally murdering said 'best friend' along with some of the stupider people you could find. Getting the same disturbed teen girl pregnant. Saying "FUCK IT" at the breakfast table while your grandmother looks on. Getting arrested and led out the front door by an army of Florida PD while your family watches Wheel of Fortune.

Making a science out of an aimless, directionless, failed surfer, suburban American existence.

Doing nothing and wasting a day in total leisure, but without the criminality and significantly more brain cells could certainly account for a Puccio Day. Anywhere.

What

a

waste.

Renfro was a talented kid. Bully is Clark's best film and largely because of how good, and how real Brad Renfro was. Perhaps because he truly embraced the Puccio lifestyle off-screen, even getting arrested for attempting to steal a yacht while making the film. And dying from as-yet undetermined causes after a night of drinking. He's been battling addictions, including heroin, apparently. He was partying. He was only 25 years old. The Puccio lifestyle does not a long life make. The real Marty Puccio is doing life in a Florida jail cell after having been originally sentenced to die in Old Sparky. He has now outlived the fine young actor who gave him perhaps more life than he deserved--immortally--on film.

I hope Clark or perhaps Michael Pitt or Nick Stahl say a few words about this. It's been rather unsettling to read the news today, and see the press pictures, including stills of Bully.

Do yourself a favor...http://www.amazon.com/Bully-Ed-Amatrudo/dp/B00005U14H/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1200540638&sr=1-1

R.I.P. Brad Renfro---the hyper-real Marty Puccio

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

In The Ninth Year of a Genre-Less Decade

It's 2008 now. That means the last decade of the 1980s is nearly 20 years ago. In addition to acid-washed jeans (and jean jackets), expect it all to come back. Dr. Ernie is (mostly) at peace with this reality. The onslaught has been underway at the movies for a little while now, with no signs of stopping.

Only the patina of time can make things cool again (or cool once), and now well into the 21st century one can to stock up on checkered Vans thanks to the Internet. Or find every 80s movie on DVD, right in time for the Format Wars to rage again.

The remakes are inevitable. Sometimes, they're even warranted. It's time to stop feeling old and join Dr. Ernie in listing those films that will appear again before us and make us think long and hard about what we've been doing here...

After realizing the 80s are...20 years ago these days, Dr. Ernie has begun thinking of films that probably will, should, or could be remade with warrant. Any actual remakes of these films will be noted (either done or underway, announced, etc). Of course, Dr. Ernie cannot be blamed for prescience, nor accused of any other science.

Monday, December 31, 2007

New Year's Eve Sucks

2007 is ending.

Dr. Ernie had a better-than-usual year at the movies, and if I can find and sort through all my ticket stubs, I may have attended more films than the past two years combined. Maybe.

Dr. Ernie is trying to recall any films or books set in the year 2008, so we may have a fiction/reality comparison. Nothing comes to mind.

However...2008 may well be a better year for very few reasons. This being one of them:

http://www.phantasm5.com/ (Assuming the film appears in 2008...silly ass-umption).

Angus isn't getting any younger! For goodness sake, won't you dig into your pockets and give Don Coscarelli a few bucks? It may speed up the process. And teaming up with Anchor Bay? I hope this doesn't mean straight-to-DVD (albeit a nice Anchor Bay DVD).

Speaking of DVDs...I was wondering why there hasn't been a DVD boxset of the Phantasm films. 'Boxed' in a sphere, of course. Well kick me for not paying attention to PAL releases, because:

http://www.amazon.com/Boxset-dvds-Limited-Collector-Phantasm/dp/B00116AC28/ref=pd_bbs_5?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1199119900&sr=8-5

A lot of good that does Dr. Ernie.

But that only means that after V, Anchor Bay will have five flicks to box (or sphere) for Region 1. And there is much potential in this department...
And finally...

Did you know? The Tall Man is older than Dick Clark.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Nights of the DVD Round Table


A gift with toys before the inevitable remake:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000K15VSA/ref=ord_cart_shr?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

Seems a must, with the only omission being a copy of the soundtrack in the nifty briefcase. But that's okay...one can spend a few more pesos for a special Amazon 3-CD version.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000Z0OX9O/ref=ord_cart_shr?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

Which, of course, is incomplete. However, it does have some 'new' material for the addict.

In fact, a modest sum for yet another DVD Holy Grail...so long in the making that it's appearing on no less than three (3) formats (DVD, HD, Blu-Ray). Dr. Ernie is rolling the dice on the DVD version...because that's how Dr. Ernie rolls. Time will only tell if the blacks are black enough, if the silence is silent enough, if the glowing replicant eyes are clear enough...

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Dr. Ernie rides into the fake internet sunrise

Dr. Ernest Dzvirko has recently been frequenting the cinema more than usual, meaning something bad might happen soon. Case in point...

Langford's Castle affords stunning views and an unlisted phone number.